Thursday, August 5, 2010

Brain goo (or is it kidney goo?)

So, M'elle Cerebral Excrement posted me something along the lines of this:



God knows why, it scared the bejeezus out of me. No, not in a "don't drink so much damn coffee" kind of way. I just couldn't work it out... until just then, at stupid early & cold o'clock, it suddenly clicked. Those kidneys are the spawn of Satan... or at least close cousins of Ftoomsch & Orgo, right?


Thus further explaining why I am so shit at post-graduate exams... my neurons are a jumble of short circuited raspberry liquorice... mmm... glucose... and coffee... yes, yes, more coffee...

Monday, August 2, 2010

Original writing



When you say one; I say both. When you say both; I say neither.